31st Jan 2008

Google fraze II

Google-fu - Zmožnost hitrega odgovora na zastavljeno vprašanje ali nalogo uporabljajoč vire na internetu, denimo iskalnik Google.
Primer: My google-fu is strong this morning.

Google-Sided - To se dogaja, kadar začnemo guglati želeno stvar in nas med iskanjem zavedejo drugi linki, slike, članki in podobno ter nimajo popolnoma nobene veze s prvotnim iskanjem. Pogosti končni rezultat je, da pozabimo kaj smo sploh iskali.
Primer:
A: Let’s Google arctic penguins.
B: Ok. Hey! Look at these images of the polar ice caps!
A: That’s crazy. Are they melting?
B: It look’s like it. Do you believe all the hype about global warming?
B: Yeah, but, wait, I thought we were googling penguins. We’re getting Google-Sided.

Googleable - Nekaj kar je možno najti s priljubjenim iskalnikom Google.

Googlebator - oseba, ki si pumpa lasten ego z guglanjem samega sebe. Pogosto uporabljen izraz tudi mentalna masturbacija.

Google hoe - Uporabljati google na vsak način, tudi če obstaja boljša alternativa.
Primer: Tony, google maps doesn’t even have the new bypass, so the directions are all wrong, why do you insist on using it. You’re such a google hoe.

Google Lord - Oseba, katere link je na prvem mestu, ko vtipkamo njegovo/njeno ime. Teoretično je ta oseba najbolj slavna oseba s tem imenom. Najlažji način, da postaneš Google Lord je, če imaš nenavadno in redko ime.
Primer: To get to my blog you can just type my name and click I’m feeling lucky, I’m a Google Lord.

Google Moment - Ko si preprosto ne moreš pomagati, da bi nekaj zguglal, z drugimi besedami, trenutna potreba po guglanju.

Google Call - Klic prijatelja, ki te prosi, da mu zguglaš določeno stvar/pojem, medtem ko je v trgovini, v naravi oz. brez dostopa do računalnika in nujno potrebuje tvojo pomoč.
Primer: My girlfriend just google called me from Escondito to find her a radio station.

Google Monkey - to je oseba, ki opravlja redna iskanja s pomočjo gugla, medtem se ostali zabavajo z drugimi rečmi.
Primer: Google Monkey, SEARCH!

Beri tudi: Google fraze

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2 Responses to “Google fraze II”

  1. March 26th, 2008 at 8:59 pm pcp Says:

    Ker sem pogosto Google-Sided, plačujem Google Tax. ;)

  2. March 28th, 2008 at 11:23 am Cyb3r Says:

    Dober primer. :)

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